Your Blood,
Decoded.
An unbiased, holistic interpretation of your blood work, rooted in modern functional health science and ancestral nutrition. Translated into plain English. Delivered as a 25-30 page PDF.
First-time customers$149$99
Educational · Not medical advice · Bring it to your doctor
How It Works
Four steps. Two to four hours.
01
Upload labs
Drag in your lab PDF or photos. LabCorp, Quest, Ulta, or any other.
02
Pay $99 (first report)
Single charge, first-time pricing. No subscription. Stripe-secured.
03
We analyze
Our system reads every marker, finds the patterns, drafts your report.
04
Get your PDF
Delivered to your inbox in 2-4 hours. Bring it to your doctor.
Inside Your Report
25-30 pages. Three reading levels. Zero fluff.
Plain-English translations
Every technical term gets three explanations: like-you-are-five, the regular version, and why it matters in YOUR specific report.
Root cause patterns
We do not list problems, we connect them. Most flagged markers trace back to one or two underlying patterns.
Food-first protocols
Specific foods that support each marker. Regenerative supplements only where food cannot reach.
90-day action plan
Specific enough to follow tomorrow. Sample menus, supplement schedule, retest timeline.
Questions for your doctor
A printable list of the exact questions to bring to your next appointment.
Bring this to your doctor
Every report ends here. We are your unbiased second opinion, not a replacement for medical care.
Ready to decode your labs?
One report. Delivered to your inbox in 2-4 hours.
$149$99 first report